once again: taken from 's journal because she is made of win. slogan generator meme. type your name and sloganize for every question here [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Do You Have the Kinmik Inside?
(i certainly hope not)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Come Fly the Friendly Kinmik

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
You Need A Kinmik
(fff... call me kinmik: smooth operator)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Nothing Comes Between Me and My Kinmik
:imhappyplz:

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Kinmik

6. To someone you dislike?
Kinmik Tested, Mother Approved

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
It's a Bit of Kinmik
(yeah, i bet)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
You're in Good Hands With Kinmik

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Reach for the Kinmik

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
With A Name Like Kinmik, It Has To Be Good

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Kinmik-Lickin' Good
(...∑ಠДಠ hurf.)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
You've Got Kinmik. We've Got Answers.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
I Think, Therefore Kinmik

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Watch Out, There's A Kinmik About
(undoubtedly a horror movie)

15. Your last words before you die...
Get The Kinmik Out
(haha! foreshadowing.)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Kills All Good Kinmik - Dead
(WUT)

17. Title of this post will be..
Don't Leave Home Without Kinmik